The first 30 minutes of Ted 2 are a great Ted sequel. It’s just random absurdity and it’s hilarious. This is in the extended version, so I’m not sure how long the perfection lasts in the theatrical cut. Having a plot was a mistake since it takes so much time away from jokes and having […]
You know I’m looking forward to Sharknado 3 because I’m Franchise Fred, but the Sharknado movies embody a cinematic philosophy even deeper than my love of any and all sequels. The logic of Sharknado movies is that anything can happen as long as its awesome. Hollywood movies have become too obsessed with realism and believability. […]